1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:23,000 (( Translation, adaptation and modification )) ( Temimi Feras ) 2 00:00:24,788 --> 00:00:29,160 You don't play by the rules, Mr. Trotsky. Your three days to resolve the issue are over. 3 00:00:29,434 --> 00:00:30,506 Where is the stick? 4 00:00:30,591 --> 00:00:34,453 Look, there have been some unforeseen circumstances that... 5 00:00:35,099 --> 00:00:38,233 Those damned Makhnovites they broke into our train! 6 00:00:38,414 --> 00:00:41,796 As a result, we lost touch with with the person who performed the task. 7 00:00:42,803 --> 00:00:46,074 I don't really care what's going on there 8 00:00:46,366 --> 00:00:50,214 There is no stick, so I am withdraw the weapons load. 9 00:00:50,368 --> 00:00:51,368 What are we looking for? 10 00:00:51,725 --> 00:00:53,164 - Wand. - In a coffin. 11 00:00:56,052 --> 00:00:59,511 I want them to die slow and beautiful. 12 00:01:00,295 --> 00:01:05,136 So you don't have accurate information about where the stick is now? 13 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,275 There are various rumors. 14 00:01:08,453 --> 00:01:09,980 I said catch it. 15 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:11,855 Grab them, I said. 16 00:01:11,978 --> 00:01:16,484 If you can't solve this the problem, I'll do it myself. 17 00:01:16,646 --> 00:01:18,847 The agreement is void. 18 00:01:18,932 --> 00:01:19,947 Yes, but... 19 00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:24,960 Come, come! 20 00:01:38,422 --> 00:01:42,402 Bender, there's no wand here. 21 00:01:43,244 --> 00:01:44,824 Coffin master Bezenchuk. 22 00:01:47,305 --> 00:01:48,305 Brass. 23 00:01:58,081 --> 00:01:59,081 Who is he? 24 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:02,324 Engineer of the Second Red Air Force Stepan Gatsushno. 25 00:02:02,409 --> 00:02:04,238 I have an important message by Comrade Trotsky. 26 00:02:04,742 --> 00:02:08,476 You are wanted by the police services worldwide. 27 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:11,738 You are the most dangerous criminal in the Old World. 28 00:02:12,312 --> 00:02:16,582 That's exactly how you are the person i need. 29 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:22,792 In words, it was ordered to be conveyed that the the fate of the revolution directly depends on 30 00:02:22,916 --> 00:02:24,785 how fast you find the stick. 31 00:02:25,049 --> 00:02:27,226 I know everything about myself! 32 00:02:29,842 --> 00:02:30,842 What do you need? 33 00:02:30,927 --> 00:02:34,140 I have an offer for 100,000. 34 00:02:34,510 --> 00:02:38,164 Accept it - and the whole amount is yours. 35 00:02:38,656 --> 00:02:40,214 Now that we're talking about work, I'm listening. 36 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:44,941 In conditions of increased stealth in enemy territory 37 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:46,875 Please use wireless connection only. 38 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,851 When you find the stick, just let it go. And I will evacuate you. 39 00:02:53,768 --> 00:02:54,768 How; 40 00:02:54,853 --> 00:02:56,053 How; By air. 41 00:02:56,898 --> 00:02:57,898 BUT; 42 00:03:20,761 --> 00:03:22,207 Let me help you ma'am. 43 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,250 Miss. 44 00:03:42,578 --> 00:03:47,480 Berkovich Samuil Solomonovich, born 1879, March 4. 45 00:03:47,983 --> 00:03:52,402 He comes from Mogilev province, Bykhov, in the village of Moslachi. 46 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:54,785 Social origin - merchant. 47 00:03:54,870 --> 00:03:56,270 Higher education. 48 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:58,046 Party affiliation - non-partisan. 49 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:02,636 Until 1918, he was a member of of the Socialist Revolutionary Party. 50 00:04:02,756 --> 00:04:04,257 Since 1918 he has been the curator of the museum. 51 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:13,046 I understand well that it was you where did you carry out Comrade Trotsky's work? 52 00:04:13,131 --> 00:04:15,332 Carrying a secret cargo? 53 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:16,417 Yes. 54 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,923 I'm so happy for you, mate, so much! 55 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:24,335 Where; This patient is still early for discharge. 56 00:04:25,275 --> 00:04:26,328 Yes, he hasn't eaten porridge yet. 57 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:29,316 Doctor, don't worry. We will fix it ourselves. 58 00:04:31,217 --> 00:04:33,593 Kremlin Hospital. 59 00:05:12,151 --> 00:05:14,042 No, no, no, a disabled person needs alive. 60 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:21,787 He can't be in it. 61 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:46,933 It's a shame to kill you. 62 00:05:47,215 --> 00:05:49,042 I admit to being un-enthusiastic. 63 00:05:49,127 --> 00:05:51,035 And you won't need to. I will kill you. 64 00:05:53,606 --> 00:05:55,683 Maybe we can make a deal? 65 00:05:55,994 --> 00:05:57,128 Why should I trust you? 66 00:05:57,953 --> 00:06:01,621 Because I trust you with my life. 67 00:06:02,908 --> 00:06:06,777 And it seems to me that we are looking for the same thing. 68 00:06:06,957 --> 00:06:07,957 Where is the stick? 69 00:06:08,042 --> 00:06:09,921 So... Mine? 70 00:06:13,812 --> 00:06:14,812 Where is the stick? 71 00:06:18,455 --> 00:06:20,332 I was on the train. 72 00:06:21,144 --> 00:06:22,324 I have been hurt. 73 00:06:22,894 --> 00:06:26,972 The staff hid in the coffin and told him. 74 00:06:27,134 --> 00:06:28,134 To whom? 75 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,605 Here he is hanged. 76 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:33,632 He turned out to be a robber. 77 00:06:35,785 --> 00:06:36,785 This; 78 00:06:37,143 --> 00:06:38,143 Yes. 79 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:39,228 Bender. 80 00:06:39,603 --> 00:06:40,859 Do you know each other? 81 00:06:41,474 --> 00:06:43,632 1903 year. Cherkasy. Clean our house. 82 00:06:43,918 --> 00:06:48,085 And I was in Kharkiv 1905... The first bank robbery. 83 00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:51,816 - He still hasn't given me the t-t-t... - How much did they promise you for the stick? 84 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,195 Ideological, right? 85 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:56,498 And I have 100 pieces. 86 00:06:57,676 --> 00:06:58,676 A lot, right? 87 00:06:58,780 --> 00:06:59,780 Few. 88 00:06:59,923 --> 00:07:02,456 They cheated you, it's worth two million. 89 00:07:02,852 --> 00:07:05,390 I suggest we throw everything away to hell, take the stick! 90 00:07:05,475 --> 00:07:07,408 And we will go to some more peaceful country. 91 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:08,632 For example, in Vienna. 92 00:07:10,146 --> 00:07:11,210 Better yet, Kotowski. 93 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:17,513 Except that Vienna is not a country. And first I will find him and kill him. 94 00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:25,202 Goddess. 95 00:07:29,721 --> 00:07:33,242 The whites are coming. Buy newspapers. 96 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:39,140 The bombers wanted to to blow up the noble assembly. 97 00:07:39,289 --> 00:07:40,332 Thanks, I remember. 98 00:07:41,723 --> 00:07:45,156 Since they dance on coffins, every dog is ready to tear us apart in this town. 99 00:07:45,568 --> 00:07:47,539 How would you like to work? in this nervous state? 100 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:50,878 I will not leave without a rod. My My mother told me I was of noble blood. 101 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:53,906 On my mother's side. 102 00:07:54,231 --> 00:07:55,231 Ouch! 103 00:07:55,414 --> 00:07:57,304 Perhaps even a descendant of Count Rumiantsev. 104 00:07:57,984 --> 00:08:00,820 So this is not just one rod, but my family heirloom. 105 00:08:03,035 --> 00:08:04,902 It's our family heirloom, son. 106 00:08:04,987 --> 00:08:06,328 The main thing is to remove their eyes. 107 00:08:06,413 --> 00:08:07,441 That's not what I'm talking about, Bender. 108 00:08:07,725 --> 00:08:09,687 From now on, call me Count. 109 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:10,889 Ouch! 110 00:08:10,974 --> 00:08:12,441 Not small, not Murzik, but an earl. 111 00:08:13,514 --> 00:08:14,550 OK, write. 112 00:08:15,545 --> 00:08:16,545 Just a count. 113 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,134 Why else? 114 00:08:23,784 --> 00:08:24,863 My first poster. 115 00:08:25,909 --> 00:08:27,480 You are arrogant too, Countess. 116 00:08:27,565 --> 00:08:30,097 Bender, the most important thing is that now we know where the stick is. 117 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:31,933 In the third coffin in Sagalovich. 118 00:08:32,018 --> 00:08:33,574 Unless you have time to sell it to someone. 119 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:34,706 Well, it's easy to check. 120 00:08:34,791 --> 00:08:35,791 How; 121 00:08:35,876 --> 00:08:36,943 Hang on, Dad. 122 00:08:37,675 --> 00:08:41,269 In any case, it's time to let's change our clothes, son. 123 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,079 Old man! 124 00:09:00,355 --> 00:09:01,355 Bat! 125 00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:07,965 What are you, dad? 126 00:09:12,445 --> 00:09:13,906 Sorry, my friend, I was out of luck. 127 00:09:25,070 --> 00:09:26,620 So what day is it today? 128 00:09:33,298 --> 00:09:34,648 Why is he better than me? 129 00:09:35,718 --> 00:09:36,991 So what did you bring, Sus? 130 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,476 And so? I asked for the train. 131 00:09:40,077 --> 00:09:42,812 Red - to consumption, a trophy - here. 132 00:09:43,705 --> 00:09:44,705 What's out there? 133 00:09:46,312 --> 00:09:47,312 There; 134 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,421 Especially for you. Coffin. 135 00:09:50,014 --> 00:09:51,581 Black, lacquered. 136 00:09:51,771 --> 00:09:52,771 are you kidding 137 00:09:53,613 --> 00:09:54,980 Here is the devil! 138 00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:14,609 Father, oh father! 139 00:10:18,531 --> 00:10:19,628 So the king intervened with them. 140 00:10:20,776 --> 00:10:21,776 I dropped it, okay. 141 00:10:22,759 --> 00:10:23,769 And isn't Lenin a tsar? 142 00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:25,517 And Lenin is the king. 143 00:10:26,284 --> 00:10:27,284 And they throw him out. 144 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:29,110 And who is his? 145 00:10:34,921 --> 00:10:36,112 They will throw away theirs. 146 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:41,425 Jews. And they will have another Georgian there. 147 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,125 Main. 148 00:10:46,665 --> 00:10:50,546 Dad, now you see both the past and the the future, and what will happen before you? 149 00:10:51,335 --> 00:10:52,668 It's gonna be bad, Soos. 150 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:57,812 Look, I'm alone, I'm not with anyone. 151 00:10:58,894 --> 00:10:59,894 I'm against everything. 152 00:11:01,678 --> 00:11:03,437 So does Russia. One will do. 153 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:05,559 Against everyone. 154 00:11:27,079 --> 00:11:28,163 How many coffins were there, Sus? 155 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:30,722 About three. 156 00:11:31,903 --> 00:11:33,495 Then why did you only get one? 157 00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:35,878 Dad, so in our coffins only you sleep. 158 00:11:36,748 --> 00:11:37,968 The rest are not yet ripe. 159 00:11:39,854 --> 00:11:45,039 So if there is such beauty in one coffin, then what's left? 160 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,332 Whose coffins? 161 00:11:49,748 --> 00:11:51,615 So, it is known, Sagalovich. 162 00:11:52,617 --> 00:11:54,237 Luxury goods in the city only with him. 163 00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:57,148 So why haven't we yet in Sagalovitch, Suss? 164 00:11:57,873 --> 00:11:58,873 BUT; 165 00:11:58,958 --> 00:11:59,958 Old man! 166 00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:01,392 Boys! 167 00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:09,414 So, my daughter? 168 00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:11,073 Prepare the groom for the funeral. 169 00:12:11,158 --> 00:12:12,158 Okay, Dad. 170 00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:13,670 Sonya! 171 00:12:14,048 --> 00:12:15,097 With pleasure. 172 00:12:32,426 --> 00:12:33,626 hello sweetie 173 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:45,116 The bullet traveled in a frontal arc over the bone and out the other side. 174 00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:46,249 Your friend is lucky. 175 00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:48,241 Like all of us. Hey, what's he doing there? 176 00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:50,761 And what do you want? Bullet to the head. I would look at you. 177 00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:52,346 And what should I do? 178 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,468 Nutrition, exercise, my love And dodge the bullets. 179 00:12:55,611 --> 00:12:56,855 It also applies to you. 180 00:13:01,018 --> 00:13:05,917 - Which products will disappear? - With such a son-in-law, we will not perish. 181 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,370 - Let's have a drink, okay? - We don't cheat. 182 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,925 For a happy recovery. 183 00:13:14,688 --> 00:13:17,773 And why are we dressed up? in black when misha is so alive? 184 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:25,409 Just something of ours the bride is not very happy. 185 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,373 Sonya! 186 00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:36,679 It seems to me that they are getting ready for the vigil. 187 00:13:37,641 --> 00:13:38,671 No, for the wedding. 188 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:39,823 Sonia is getting married. 189 00:13:40,182 --> 00:13:41,640 I'm sorry, but who are you marrying? 190 00:13:41,942 --> 00:13:43,046 For the deceased Mishka. 191 00:13:44,988 --> 00:13:46,523 Good joke. What are you not laughing at? 192 00:13:48,573 --> 00:13:50,194 We've already checked the coffin. 193 00:13:53,861 --> 00:13:56,874 Here in this great book, Mme Undertaker balances the charges with the credits. 194 00:13:57,163 --> 00:13:58,398 The book points the way to the stick. 195 00:13:58,483 --> 00:14:00,702 Entertaining literature must be kept in a safe. 196 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,548 And here is the golden key. 197 00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:04,960 Right on the boob. Spicy! 198 00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:10,019 Where did he go? 199 00:14:10,605 --> 00:14:11,933 Where there are no eyes. 200 00:14:15,077 --> 00:14:16,601 God, sting me, Osia! 201 00:14:17,594 --> 00:14:19,511 - Yes, it hurts. - Sorry. That's how he died. 202 00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:21,229 You don't know the tribe of Vinnytsia. 203 00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:23,261 It is not enough to kill them, they have to drive a wasp. 204 00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:24,346 Shalom. 205 00:14:24,886 --> 00:14:25,976 This changes things somewhat. 206 00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:28,104 Then we will make it beautiful. I'll digress for now. 207 00:14:28,189 --> 00:14:30,800 And you will find the wonderful Juliet, friend Romeo, and ask, 208 00:14:30,885 --> 00:14:32,089 to get the key from her mother. 209 00:14:32,174 --> 00:14:34,198 - Calm down. "I think we already have the stick in our pocket. 210 00:14:34,283 --> 00:14:36,366 Tomorrow night we will drink wine on the banks of the Bosphorus. 211 00:14:36,451 --> 00:14:38,241 In close wonderful company! You, me, your mother. 212 00:14:38,326 --> 00:14:40,058 Juicy peach, though not the first freshness. 213 00:14:40,143 --> 00:14:41,405 We are taking root. 214 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,116 Happy holidays, happy holidays. 215 00:14:46,063 --> 00:14:50,292 Daughter, go down to the groom, Sonya. 216 00:14:50,966 --> 00:14:51,966 Sonya! 217 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:57,030 Sonechka, we agreed everything a long time ago. 218 00:14:57,115 --> 00:14:58,476 You agreed. 219 00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:00,917 And now it's kind of, well, uncomfortable. 220 00:15:02,656 --> 00:15:03,656 Doha! 221 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,248 Sleep! 222 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,089 I never agreed. 223 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,359 It disgusts me. 224 00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:10,644 I prefer to lay hands on myself. 225 00:15:10,865 --> 00:15:12,753 Well, Sonya, don't talk nonsense, huh! 226 00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:16,816 My daughter, it will get better. 227 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:31,952 I'm not sure I love her. 228 00:15:32,037 --> 00:15:33,476 - Who? The mom? - Why is mom here? 229 00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:35,038 This Juliet, Sonia. 230 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,562 I don't want to give her false hope. 231 00:15:36,647 --> 00:15:37,694 It is essential for business. 232 00:15:38,759 --> 00:15:41,249 - Okay, we'll do it all, but in a different way. - Wait. 233 00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:44,394 You remember what Taras Bulba did to his son when he finally became insolent? 234 00:15:44,479 --> 00:15:45,624 - What? - I lost interest. 235 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,015 You're not reading Gogol well, Bender. 236 00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:53,085 I'm Ostap, not Andrei. 237 00:15:53,248 --> 00:15:54,248 You are an idiot. 238 00:15:55,277 --> 00:15:56,277 Not Andreas. 239 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:58,241 Listen to dad - and you will be alive. 240 00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:03,198 Misha! 241 00:16:03,438 --> 00:16:08,984 It is shameful to say, cut me, kill me but Sofa doesn't want to do it for you. 242 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,706 What does "doesn't want" mean? 243 00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:16,757 So what do you want? You were dead. 244 00:16:17,388 --> 00:16:18,554 And here is such happiness! 245 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:30,136 I won't leave here without her. 246 00:16:34,216 --> 00:16:35,216 Naturally. 247 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:36,594 Naturally. 248 00:16:36,814 --> 00:16:41,913 Swallow, go to your daughter, speak to her gently. 249 00:16:42,271 --> 00:16:43,271 Nice. 250 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:47,968 Misha, Mother Panda, always finds the right words. 251 00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:49,765 Let's drink, gentlemen. 252 00:16:52,538 --> 00:16:53,686 Play, drink. 253 00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:55,531 Where do we stand? 254 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:04,174 - Well, talk to her, or I have... - And then what? 255 00:17:04,318 --> 00:17:05,318 And then a migraine. 256 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,120 So go. 257 00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:09,829 And Lastonka? 258 00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:12,929 Well, Lastonka. 259 00:17:14,052 --> 00:17:16,152 Oh, fly! 260 00:17:24,928 --> 00:17:26,171 Fate is smiling on us. 261 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,784 We must have time to smile to return her smile, or we will cry. 262 00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:31,347 We are resting. We are resting. 263 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,718 Now will be your exit, Count. 264 00:17:36,803 --> 00:17:38,730 Gather around, we need a golden key. 265 00:17:53,388 --> 00:17:54,433 Scary, Dad. 266 00:17:55,296 --> 00:17:57,206 Life is generally scary, Soos. 267 00:17:58,065 --> 00:18:02,694 My father worked as a shepherd all the time his life, but died of drunkenness. 268 00:18:03,129 --> 00:18:05,729 Like grandfather and great-grandfather and the entire Makhno family. 269 00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:08,261 There is no beauty in life. 270 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,288 A person does not know how to live beautifully. 271 00:18:12,115 --> 00:18:14,382 But in his power to die beautifully. 272 00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:21,249 Now, if my father, for example, died by swallowing a sword, 273 00:18:22,028 --> 00:18:25,175 and grandfather would be killed by a tiger, that would be beautiful. 274 00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:26,260 BUT; 275 00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:27,345 Nicely. 276 00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:31,757 Yes. Nothing, we will correct their mistakes. 277 00:18:32,787 --> 00:18:33,787 Old man! 278 00:18:34,439 --> 00:18:35,439 Old man! 279 00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:37,558 Old man! 280 00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:38,955 Dad, stop. 281 00:18:39,898 --> 00:18:41,698 Dad, stop. 282 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,037 You can't go there. 283 00:18:43,218 --> 00:18:47,128 You can't go to Sagalovic. It is Yaponchik's father-in-law, today is a wedding. 284 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,237 They have 100 people there. 285 00:18:49,322 --> 00:18:50,780 Each has two stems. 286 00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:51,865 Wedding; 287 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:54,218 That's how beautiful it is, huh! 288 00:18:54,871 --> 00:18:56,191 Aida, guys! 289 00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:06,933 Good, he's sleeping! Get undressed. 290 00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:08,534 - Why? - Then. 291 00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:10,689 Front! 292 00:19:11,828 --> 00:19:14,843 What are you thinking? Think about your future. 293 00:19:14,928 --> 00:19:16,249 - For what? - For your mother. 294 00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:17,566 She is also a mother. 295 00:19:17,651 --> 00:19:18,984 But not yours, maybe. 296 00:19:19,069 --> 00:19:20,069 Agree. 297 00:19:20,215 --> 00:19:21,444 Don't forget to clap. 298 00:19:30,701 --> 00:19:31,701 Doha! 299 00:19:34,036 --> 00:19:36,210 - Daughter, daughter! - Dad! 300 00:19:36,752 --> 00:19:38,944 Dad, I don't love him, I won't marry him. 301 00:19:39,029 --> 00:19:40,214 I will not be his wife. 302 00:19:41,101 --> 00:19:42,480 So, what else do you need? 303 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:52,441 Well, not handsome. 304 00:19:54,941 --> 00:19:59,257 Well, it is, you know, yes, an abomination, a bastard! 305 00:20:03,545 --> 00:20:05,741 But an eagle. 306 00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:12,284 don't cry don't cry 307 00:20:12,802 --> 00:20:13,802 It's me. 308 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:14,887 Loyal! 309 00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:16,152 Are you stealing again? 310 00:20:16,237 --> 00:20:17,519 I will explain everything to you, don't worry. 311 00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:20,209 I don't steal. 312 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,007 Half of Solnetsnomorsk trembles before him. 313 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,745 I came to you, madam. 314 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:25,963 I came to you. 315 00:20:26,217 --> 00:20:27,217 For me; 316 00:20:27,925 --> 00:20:28,925 I love you. 317 00:20:30,064 --> 00:20:31,064 I give you a tooth. 318 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:35,430 I love you. 319 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,076 I don't like him. 320 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:41,054 - And for how long? - It always is. 321 00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:44,823 What are you for love, my daughter? 322 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:49,960 Life is short. And it has only one ending. 323 00:20:50,045 --> 00:20:52,948 I tell you this for sure, for I have bread from it. 324 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,976 And I always believed that you liked Sonya. 325 00:20:56,099 --> 00:20:59,316 Which Sonia? I only came here because of you. 326 00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:01,249 Yes, I am your mother. 327 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,676 Pity your mother though. 328 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:04,620 Mother; 329 00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:05,705 What's wrong with her? 330 00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:08,886 I wanted to explain everything to him but society will condemn us. 331 00:21:10,754 --> 00:21:12,087 Come on, get out of here. 332 00:21:13,265 --> 00:21:16,249 What's wrong with her? Migraine. 333 00:21:27,598 --> 00:21:28,598 No, go away. 334 00:21:29,757 --> 00:21:31,557 Ax, what's in your mouth, huh? 335 00:21:37,402 --> 00:21:38,402 Ostap! 336 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,800 Mother! 337 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,032 - Sonia, I'm... - I will explain everything to you now. 338 00:21:43,117 --> 00:21:45,292 - It's for the revolution. - Well, of course, about the revolution. 339 00:21:45,377 --> 00:21:46,377 Old man! 340 00:21:46,462 --> 00:21:47,499 Mother! 341 00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:49,374 - Sonia! - Get out of here. 342 00:21:49,897 --> 00:21:50,897 Sonya, baby! 343 00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,645 I will take care of everything. 344 00:21:57,304 --> 00:21:58,652 - Sonia! - Let's get the key. 345 00:21:58,737 --> 00:22:00,839 Yes, what's the key? I have to explain everything to Sonia. 346 00:22:01,225 --> 00:22:02,675 Please, there are more important things to do. 347 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,760 Loyal! 348 00:22:06,511 --> 00:22:07,890 - Baistruk. - What does that mean? 349 00:22:07,975 --> 00:22:09,218 - He has a father. - Yes. 350 00:22:14,377 --> 00:22:15,444 I drank too much. 351 00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:18,319 It can happen to anyone. 352 00:22:18,849 --> 00:22:19,849 Loyal! 353 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:27,714 Key. 354 00:22:28,718 --> 00:22:29,941 Osia, don't be a hooligan, give me the key. 355 00:22:30,403 --> 00:22:31,757 Don't wait. 356 00:22:48,429 --> 00:22:49,429 Misha! 357 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,049 Let's get married. 358 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:09,889 Come on, Rabbi! 359 00:23:11,481 --> 00:23:13,456 Read me a prayer. 360 00:23:16,669 --> 00:23:18,202 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 361 00:23:19,672 --> 00:23:20,672 Where; 362 00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:22,304 Rabbi, read the prayer. 363 00:23:22,389 --> 00:23:24,355 For the health of the bride's parents. 364 00:23:26,275 --> 00:23:27,870 Oh, I'll go! 365 00:23:29,663 --> 00:23:32,206 I beg you, read the prayer. 366 00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:33,291 Now. 367 00:23:34,219 --> 00:23:35,286 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 368 00:23:41,228 --> 00:23:44,042 - Groom, put the ring on the bride's finger. - Misha, wear the ring. 369 00:23:44,127 --> 00:23:45,127 Let's do it. 370 00:23:45,273 --> 00:23:46,288 Yes, okay. 371 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:48,866 But what about prayer? 372 00:23:49,218 --> 00:23:51,230 Now everything will be, yes. Now I'll find it, now I'll find it. 373 00:23:51,315 --> 00:23:53,984 - Put the ring on Sonia's finger. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 374 00:23:54,069 --> 00:23:55,898 This youth cannot live without prayer. 375 00:23:55,983 --> 00:23:57,616 - Everything will be now. - Will there be a prayer? 376 00:23:57,701 --> 00:23:59,960 Say it below, it's all over now. You don't transmit, you transmit. 377 00:24:00,045 --> 00:24:03,398 I've already worn the ring. I I ask you to read the prayer, and that is all. 378 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:06,034 - I'm looking for the right page. - Looking for a page. 379 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:07,773 - Search faster. - I search faster. 380 00:24:08,355 --> 00:24:11,073 Read the prayer, because if don't read the prayer... 381 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,851 I look, I look, I flip through the pages. I had a bookmark. 382 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,859 Let it search faster without bookmark. 383 00:24:15,944 --> 00:24:17,870 - Now. - Search faster. 384 00:24:17,955 --> 00:24:21,835 I search faster, I can't, my hand is it has already withered. It's not okay, no. 385 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,257 Now I have another one place to dry. please 386 00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,523 Everything, everything, attention! 387 00:24:29,762 --> 00:24:31,562 "Three coffins were ordered by Master Bezenchuk. 388 00:24:31,647 --> 00:24:33,417 One - Mendel Vinnitsa - did not pay. 389 00:24:33,714 --> 00:24:34,941 The second is in the window. 390 00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:38,105 The third - Nestor Makhno - did not pay." 391 00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:40,546 So beautiful, my God! Now yes. Yes. 392 00:24:46,956 --> 00:24:47,956 What is he carrying? 393 00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:49,042 What are you carrying, huh? 394 00:24:49,127 --> 00:24:50,351 What am I carrying? I carry a prayer. 395 00:24:50,553 --> 00:24:51,679 He brings prayer. 396 00:24:57,703 --> 00:24:58,703 I'm already bad. 397 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,976 I want to read the prayer already. 398 00:25:01,061 --> 00:25:02,831 I advise you not to read the prayer. 399 00:25:02,916 --> 00:25:04,042 I understand. I have already read. 400 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:05,898 I didn't understand what you read there. 401 00:25:05,995 --> 00:25:08,847 No need to freak out. I read what I need to. That's how it's written here. 402 00:25:08,932 --> 00:25:11,073 Read the prayer, I beg you. 403 00:25:13,248 --> 00:25:15,741 What youth! He cannot kiss without praying. 404 00:25:15,826 --> 00:25:17,480 - I'm sorry. - Oh, this youth! 405 00:25:17,565 --> 00:25:21,601 Can I cut this rabbi? I tell you, read me a prayer. 406 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,163 Mazal tov. 407 00:25:23,926 --> 00:25:27,030 Mazal tov. 408 00:25:29,190 --> 00:25:30,234 Come on, Misha. 409 00:25:30,386 --> 00:25:31,386 Well, here we go. 410 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:32,968 So, are you satisfied? 411 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:37,069 I am ashamed, rabbi, that you... you did everything kind of fast, fast. 412 00:25:37,154 --> 00:25:38,261 Young wedding. 413 00:25:38,346 --> 00:25:39,480 Fast and beautiful. 414 00:25:39,721 --> 00:25:41,425 - What hours do you have! - Yes, Mendel gave it. 415 00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:42,510 He walked away from the dead. 416 00:25:42,597 --> 00:25:44,179 It is now a family heirloom. 417 00:25:44,264 --> 00:25:46,366 My congratulations. Music. 418 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,146 Congratulations. 419 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:50,422 Mazal tov. 420 00:25:50,604 --> 00:25:52,089 Mazal tov. 421 00:25:54,969 --> 00:25:55,969 Sofa! 422 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:57,347 Sofa! 423 00:25:57,470 --> 00:25:58,470 Sofa! 424 00:26:00,019 --> 00:26:01,019 Soph! 425 00:26:02,118 --> 00:26:03,144 - Sonia! - I won't. 426 00:26:03,974 --> 00:26:05,566 - Do you know where? - Of course I knew. 427 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,968 And they wanted to leave without dad. Ah-ya-ya-ya, Osia! 428 00:26:08,053 --> 00:26:09,882 Don't judge people by yourself, Bender. 429 00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:10,967 And where? 430 00:26:11,226 --> 00:26:12,362 50 percent. 431 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,882 - 30. - Actually, I saved your life. 432 00:26:14,967 --> 00:26:16,210 Stop, 30. 433 00:26:16,398 --> 00:26:17,398 Couch! 434 00:26:18,654 --> 00:26:19,804 Go away, Misha. 435 00:26:21,934 --> 00:26:22,934 Sofochka! 436 00:26:23,019 --> 00:26:24,019 40. 437 00:26:24,434 --> 00:26:26,835 - Okay, 30 and Sagalovich's watch. - A few. 438 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,920 Sofa! 439 00:26:38,579 --> 00:26:39,779 34. 440 00:26:40,039 --> 00:26:41,039 With half. 441 00:26:42,257 --> 00:26:43,710 Okay, 34.5. 442 00:26:43,795 --> 00:26:44,795 Where; 443 00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:49,667 Everything will be fine. 444 00:26:50,664 --> 00:26:52,264 Here I am, Sofotska. 445 00:26:59,078 --> 00:27:02,909 It's here. Well. I am sorry. 446 00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:06,386 Well, kiss me, Sofotska. 447 00:27:06,869 --> 00:27:08,515 Quiet, quiet, don't move. - Leave it. 448 00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:13,730 - Leave it. - Well, don't move, I say, be quiet. 449 00:27:14,430 --> 00:27:15,917 - Where, Osia? - Where? 450 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:17,089 In the third coffin with the father. 451 00:27:17,174 --> 00:27:18,769 - Which dad? - In Makhno. 452 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:29,960 Quiet. 453 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,260 We have guests. 454 00:27:33,769 --> 00:27:36,542 Benya, why are you so drunk, son? 455 00:27:37,497 --> 00:27:38,497 Benya! 456 00:27:38,952 --> 00:27:40,312 We have guests, call Misha. 457 00:27:41,406 --> 00:27:42,577 Misha! Misha! 458 00:27:44,687 --> 00:27:45,687 Misha! 459 00:27:47,256 --> 00:27:48,256 Everything. 460 00:27:48,397 --> 00:27:51,112 Quiet. Everything, everything, everything. Quiet, I say. 461 00:27:51,415 --> 00:27:53,066 - We have guests. - Who? 462 00:27:54,751 --> 00:27:56,737 Who, who? Nestor in a coat. 463 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:00,175 Be quiet, don't cry. 464 00:28:00,531 --> 00:28:01,598 I will be back soon. 465 00:28:04,299 --> 00:28:05,839 Light as a wake. 466 00:28:08,823 --> 00:28:10,058 Hello, Dad. 467 00:28:11,479 --> 00:28:12,519 Hello Misha. 468 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,132 And we're getting married here. 469 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:17,666 It was heard. 470 00:28:18,356 --> 00:28:20,741 Here to congratulate he came, to entertain. 471 00:28:21,812 --> 00:28:23,378 Talk to smart people. 472 00:28:25,493 --> 00:28:26,493 Give them up. 473 00:28:27,183 --> 00:28:28,183 And have fun. 474 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,386 Hand over the straps, guys. 475 00:28:49,384 --> 00:28:53,183 Nestor Petrovich, an honored guest - a place of honor. 476 00:28:53,268 --> 00:28:55,468 - Two words. - Yes, me too... 477 00:28:56,816 --> 00:28:57,816 Misha! 478 00:28:57,901 --> 00:28:59,234 Well then, come on. 479 00:29:02,311 --> 00:29:04,198 Damn, I can't see! 480 00:29:04,322 --> 00:29:05,780 Axis, let's go to the stalls. 481 00:29:05,865 --> 00:29:06,913 - Yes? - Behind me. 482 00:29:08,690 --> 00:29:12,265 Sagalovich, three days ago you received a shipment of three coffins. 483 00:29:12,447 --> 00:29:14,999 Nestor Petrovich, if if possible, a little quieter, good! 484 00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:17,812 The wife is asleep, if wake up, it's gonna be chaos! 485 00:29:18,078 --> 00:29:19,078 Sit down. 486 00:29:19,163 --> 00:29:20,163 Ok. 487 00:29:20,539 --> 00:29:21,757 You have three coffins, right? 488 00:29:21,842 --> 00:29:23,749 A small clarification - two coffins. 489 00:29:23,953 --> 00:29:25,194 That's right, I got one. 490 00:29:25,727 --> 00:29:28,127 I know, so what happened? Do you want to pay? 491 00:29:29,773 --> 00:29:31,777 Now we will see a heartbreaking movie. 492 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:38,827 - Look, it's him. - Who is he? 493 00:29:39,491 --> 00:29:40,491 Stick. 494 00:29:42,479 --> 00:29:43,710 I would like to know what they are talking about. 495 00:29:43,795 --> 00:29:45,585 "What, you can't read lips?" - No. 496 00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:47,284 Then learn, little one. 497 00:29:50,928 --> 00:29:52,792 "What a beauty!" says Sagalovich. 498 00:29:53,312 --> 00:29:55,839 "That's the beauty that which I found in my coffin." 499 00:29:56,376 --> 00:30:01,991 And he thought, "If only I could find this in the my coffin, then what is in other coffins?" 500 00:30:02,330 --> 00:30:03,554 You know what I thought? 501 00:30:03,959 --> 00:30:06,093 No. But still you say. 502 00:30:06,907 --> 00:30:07,973 It's a scepter. 503 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:09,740 Naturally. 504 00:30:09,825 --> 00:30:14,648 So there is also a state. And there is a hat, like a king. 505 00:30:16,508 --> 00:30:17,616 Well that's beauty! 506 00:30:19,272 --> 00:30:20,527 Where are the coffins, Sagalovich? 507 00:30:21,615 --> 00:30:23,124 So what can I tell you about coffins? 508 00:30:23,209 --> 00:30:27,362 In one is his murdered Mendel Vinnitsa. If you want to reassure me 509 00:30:27,447 --> 00:30:28,671 it's beauty isn't it. 510 00:30:29,405 --> 00:30:30,683 Mendel is dead. 511 00:30:32,293 --> 00:30:34,837 Look how little time do we have on this earth? 512 00:30:34,922 --> 00:30:36,439 - Yes. So don't miss mine. 513 00:30:36,661 --> 00:30:37,661 Where are the coffins? 514 00:30:37,746 --> 00:30:39,642 So, all of you: "Where are the coffins, where are the coffins?" 515 00:30:39,727 --> 00:30:42,025 Here, one is at window, please joke. 516 00:30:42,110 --> 00:30:43,110 Check it out. 517 00:30:45,818 --> 00:30:47,161 The layer begins to be checked. 518 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:49,471 It doesn't exist. 519 00:30:51,274 --> 00:30:52,786 - Empty. - Empty. 520 00:30:54,890 --> 00:30:56,090 What problems? 521 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:59,837 Misha, calm down a little. And how I'm glad you came, Misha! 522 00:31:00,287 --> 00:31:01,287 So on time! 523 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:03,895 What is Brazilian? 524 00:31:04,409 --> 00:31:08,314 Dear Nestor Petrovich found this jewel in the same casket, 525 00:31:08,568 --> 00:31:11,009 which he asked us at the station. 526 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,006 This is mine. 527 00:31:14,636 --> 00:31:15,657 Where does this come from? 528 00:31:15,742 --> 00:31:16,742 Yak from what? 529 00:31:16,827 --> 00:31:18,665 The coffin belonged to Sagalovic. 530 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:24,583 After the death of Sagalovich, the entire inheritance he will go to his daughter, and I will be her husband. 531 00:31:29,129 --> 00:31:30,990 With all due respect, of course, Misha... 532 00:31:31,075 --> 00:31:34,134 I'm so sorry, but I am I'm still unequivocally alive. 533 00:31:35,175 --> 00:31:36,751 We all walk under God. 534 00:31:42,516 --> 00:31:44,232 Thanks for the gift, Dad. 535 00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:46,418 The bride will be very happy. 536 00:31:47,479 --> 00:31:49,095 I'm afraid to disappoint you. 537 00:31:49,519 --> 00:31:51,732 And don't be afraid. It's hard to disappoint me. 538 00:31:51,817 --> 00:31:57,279 I said I'm afraid to disappoint you. And even more to kill Michael. 539 00:31:57,470 --> 00:31:58,470 Such an idea. 540 00:31:59,999 --> 00:32:04,333 Of the murder, it was boldly told by one fraer, whose arms were taken away. 541 00:32:12,466 --> 00:32:19,230 Guys, look what father did Makhno gave me for my wedding. 542 00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:22,941 Misha! 543 00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:27,650 Michael, things don't work that way. 544 00:32:28,525 --> 00:32:31,615 Will you shoot me with your finger? 545 00:32:31,925 --> 00:32:34,622 Gentlemen, gentlemen, what are you, animals? 546 00:32:34,866 --> 00:32:37,181 You are noble robbers. 547 00:32:37,353 --> 00:32:38,353 Another wedding. 548 00:32:38,438 --> 00:32:40,638 Nestor Ivanovich, marriage. 549 00:32:45,994 --> 00:32:47,142 Calm down, guys. 550 00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:50,833 what are you doing Calmly. 551 00:32:51,698 --> 00:32:53,958 We will die today. 552 00:32:54,043 --> 00:32:55,052 And it's great! 553 00:32:59,295 --> 00:33:00,295 Let's make some noise. 554 00:33:01,238 --> 00:33:02,238 Music. 555 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,025 Well, that's completely irrelevant. 556 00:33:37,395 --> 00:33:38,919 You don't know life well, Osia. 557 00:33:39,668 --> 00:33:42,122 I have yet to meet a man who it would give a symbol of authority. 558 00:33:42,592 --> 00:33:43,658 I know that about myself. 559 00:33:52,014 --> 00:33:55,306 It's time to talk to your Juliet before she became Disdemona. 560 00:33:55,810 --> 00:33:56,829 It has not been understood. 561 00:33:57,162 --> 00:34:03,197 Misha has the rod, Misha gives it to Sonya. And while Sonya thanks Misha, you take the stick. 562 00:34:03,470 --> 00:34:04,470 Front! 563 00:34:05,081 --> 00:34:06,081 And you? 564 00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:07,747 I'll cover you from behind. 565 00:34:07,849 --> 00:34:09,447 This is the most dangerous part. 566 00:34:44,091 --> 00:34:46,798 Loyal! 567 00:34:54,061 --> 00:34:57,111 Honest, man. 568 00:34:59,267 --> 00:35:00,919 Swallow, don't go out. 569 00:36:34,849 --> 00:36:38,076 And be careful at turns, otherwise I doubt it 570 00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:41,084 that the said Hon people will enjoy the shake. 571 00:36:46,149 --> 00:36:49,775 Look, the missus was left alone. 572 00:36:51,227 --> 00:36:52,314 Now it will burn. 573 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:03,506 Yes, well, then, do not be so quick to refuse. 574 00:37:03,798 --> 00:37:05,010 Isn't that enough? Maybe it's fate. 575 00:37:06,094 --> 00:37:10,771 You have a funeral home, and so do I I have the art of providing him with clients. 576 00:37:10,856 --> 00:37:14,697 So listen to your friend Benya. 577 00:37:15,724 --> 00:37:17,900 He is, after all, the most strongest man in town. 578 00:37:41,063 --> 00:37:42,063 Bender! 579 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:43,994 Damn it! Live. 580 00:37:44,307 --> 00:37:45,478 Forgive me Lord! 581 00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:47,803 The staff was right on in my hands, I was holding it, do you understand? 582 00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:49,072 - Forget it. - How to "forget"? 583 00:37:49,157 --> 00:37:51,709 Now we know where he is. It is... with Makhnos. And we must go to him. 584 00:37:51,794 --> 00:37:53,369 - It's time to part with the dream. - How? 585 00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:55,674 Did you see what they did to the Sagalovics? 586 00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:58,779 - Well... - The dead don't need gold. 587 00:37:58,864 --> 00:38:00,635 Here's some money to go to your mom. 588 00:38:01,467 --> 00:38:02,467 Goodbye. 589 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,092 I can't believe it. 590 00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:05,820 Were you scared? 591 00:38:08,481 --> 00:38:10,595 And you love risk a lot, Osia. 592 00:38:10,821 --> 00:38:12,510 You inherited this from me. 593 00:38:12,849 --> 00:38:15,986 I'm used to risking mine my life, but if you die because of me, 594 00:38:16,521 --> 00:38:18,115 it will be a very heavy load. 595 00:38:18,659 --> 00:38:21,572 I won't be able to pass life easy and carefree, like I used to. 596 00:38:21,910 --> 00:38:22,978 Are you leaving me again? 597 00:38:23,238 --> 00:38:25,771 It's better for both of us, son. Trust me. 598 00:38:26,051 --> 00:38:29,814 And here is the last paternal one advice for you: Don't trust anyone. 599 00:38:29,899 --> 00:38:31,961 Everyone in this life wants something from you to fuck. 600 00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:33,251 That's how the world works. 601 00:38:33,336 --> 00:38:34,461 So you are, Bender. 602 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:37,117 And I want to settle in a world where people can be trusted. Ok. 603 00:38:37,202 --> 00:38:41,512 These people will rob you or kill you if you don't take off your rose-colored glasses. 604 00:38:42,173 --> 00:38:45,848 Yes, and if you respond to your mother, tell her I loved her. 605 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:51,336 Forget it, okay? 606 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:55,535 This is something I will definitely never do, because I respect her at least a little. 607 00:38:56,564 --> 00:38:57,996 And I don't need no father. 608 00:39:06,523 --> 00:39:07,523 Adyos. 609 00:39:47,765 --> 00:39:50,985 Excuse me, but can you tell me by any chance, where is this street? 610 00:39:51,962 --> 00:39:54,070 It's over there. Take a walk 100 meters and turn left. 611 00:39:57,448 --> 00:39:58,504 Princess Sumarokova! 612 00:39:58,589 --> 00:39:59,589 Yes; 613 00:40:01,578 --> 00:40:05,301 Countess of Transdanubia. I was told you can help. 614 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:13,680 I'm looking for a job. And I have I have no money, no friends to stay with. 615 00:40:13,765 --> 00:40:17,586 But I'm ready for anything: I am i can wash, sew and iron. 616 00:40:17,671 --> 00:40:18,671 Great! 617 00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:20,828 Get out of the way, come on. 618 00:40:21,126 --> 00:40:22,126 A glass of vodka. 619 00:40:36,027 --> 00:40:38,543 Excuse me, do you have time, can you get to the station? 620 00:40:38,803 --> 00:40:39,803 Is there any money? 621 00:40:40,727 --> 00:40:41,727 There is. 622 00:40:52,089 --> 00:40:54,383 Are you giving me fake money? 623 00:40:54,991 --> 00:40:58,289 Don't you see it? They are drunk, they can't even be wiped. 624 00:40:59,214 --> 00:41:00,672 Maybe mom left the gold? 625 00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:02,458 Pebbles? 626 00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:04,461 can we make a deal then? I can row. 627 00:41:05,184 --> 00:41:06,610 - Can you row? - Yes, yes, I can. 628 00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:08,133 So get out of here. 629 00:41:24,557 --> 00:41:25,557 Show your hands. 630 00:41:26,657 --> 00:41:27,657 Show me, show me 631 00:41:33,502 --> 00:41:34,902 So what kind of seamstress are you? 632 00:41:36,397 --> 00:41:38,621 And now - the chest. 633 00:41:41,954 --> 00:41:42,954 What? 634 00:41:43,897 --> 00:41:45,770 Well, you want me to help you. 635 00:41:46,422 --> 00:41:49,051 Sailors come here from all over the world. 636 00:41:50,148 --> 00:41:52,081 Many prefer the older ones. 637 00:42:01,290 --> 00:42:03,680 I'd rather die than be your girl. 638 00:42:06,909 --> 00:42:12,371 Well, if it doesn't work then come back 639 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,176 Didn't you agree? 640 00:42:32,806 --> 00:42:37,860 In such cases, I shoot immediately to facilitate negotiations. 641 00:42:37,945 --> 00:42:38,945 It might help. 642 00:42:41,107 --> 00:42:42,391 Yes; And how? 643 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,102 Tell me, where is your partner? 644 00:42:46,949 --> 00:42:52,274 And we'll help you sail to at the station, to your mother, my son. 645 00:42:52,359 --> 00:42:55,574 Unfortunately, I'm not your helper here, we parted with him like ships at sea, but... 646 00:42:55,659 --> 00:42:57,977 Unfortunately, I must persevere. 647 00:42:58,987 --> 00:43:00,965 Look, I told you, I have no idea where it is. 648 00:43:01,093 --> 00:43:02,762 Then why do we need you? 649 00:43:03,629 --> 00:43:04,629 I count to three. 650 00:43:04,713 --> 00:43:05,713 Once. 651 00:43:05,798 --> 00:43:07,567 Don't do it on impulse, really. 652 00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:08,652 Two. 653 00:43:08,737 --> 00:43:11,610 If you want, I can lie. Do you want to... 654 00:43:12,914 --> 00:43:14,969 Calm down, man, calm down. 655 00:43:21,897 --> 00:43:24,617 I told you, it won't last. 656 00:43:26,855 --> 00:43:27,860 Do we know each other? 657 00:43:28,011 --> 00:43:33,875 1905, robbery of of the first credit bank. 658 00:43:39,585 --> 00:43:42,117 Yoperny theater, Kotovsky, great! 659 00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:43,749 Where is my share? 660 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,059 You robbed a bank, me I robbed you, all to be honest. 661 00:43:47,345 --> 00:43:48,426 And the lady is with you... 662 00:43:51,330 --> 00:43:53,973 And that, my dear, is 1903. 663 00:43:54,058 --> 00:43:58,895 While I was waiting for you and your parents in the church, you ransacked our house. 664 00:44:03,271 --> 00:44:06,375 My God, Olenka! 665 00:44:08,667 --> 00:44:12,645 I wish I knew that ugly a duckling would turn into such a swan! 666 00:44:12,730 --> 00:44:15,418 One more word... one more word and I'll shoot you. 667 00:44:15,977 --> 00:44:18,133 My friends, we have something to remember in our old age. 668 00:44:18,218 --> 00:44:19,285 Less emotions, less. 669 00:44:19,904 --> 00:44:21,805 - I think you need this... - wand. 670 00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:23,973 Of course, the wand. With these diamonds! 671 00:44:24,233 --> 00:44:27,233 Friends, we have brains which you don't have. 672 00:44:27,435 --> 00:44:31,063 But your strong power support will definitely make up for that. 673 00:44:31,148 --> 00:44:32,742 - Right? We will discuss along the way. 674 00:44:35,065 --> 00:44:36,746 It won't end well, I warned you. 675 00:44:46,651 --> 00:44:48,992 Bender, have you been following me for a long time? 676 00:44:49,174 --> 00:44:50,848 No, you got into trouble almost immediately. 677 00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:52,801 Can you drive quietly? 678 00:44:52,886 --> 00:44:55,184 My love, remove the barrel, it is it prevents me from concentrating. 679 00:44:55,269 --> 00:44:57,269 Friends, how shall we share the rod? 680 00:44:58,621 --> 00:45:00,906 First you need to get one mouse, and only then... 681 00:45:00,991 --> 00:45:02,996 I have a suggestion - to let you live. 682 00:45:03,642 --> 00:45:05,008 - Yes. - It will be fair. 683 00:45:05,421 --> 00:45:07,449 Stop, please, and kill us here 684 00:45:07,534 --> 00:45:09,031 This is me with pleasure. 685 00:45:09,116 --> 00:45:10,164 No, no, Bender is joking. 686 00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:11,297 And yet, about the wand... 687 00:45:11,538 --> 00:45:12,762 I think so. If a... 688 00:45:12,847 --> 00:45:19,383 Considering the risk, my mental and physical cost and the potential for injury... 689 00:45:19,773 --> 00:45:22,410 We can get captured or even let's kill each other, have you thought about that? 690 00:45:24,792 --> 00:45:26,792 These two quarters suit us. 691 00:45:26,877 --> 00:45:30,574 Hey, I'm going to shoot you now. 692 00:45:30,756 --> 00:45:32,489 Hold the wheel, Kotowski. 693 00:45:32,691 --> 00:45:34,358 And step on the gas pedal. 694 00:45:35,336 --> 00:45:38,895 Our transportation and gas, your 30 percent. 695 00:45:47,963 --> 00:45:48,963 What's going on? 696 00:45:55,182 --> 00:45:56,182 What? 697 00:45:58,926 --> 00:46:01,121 The gas ran out. 698 00:46:02,691 --> 00:46:05,496 - Kotofsky! - Do you half agree? 699 00:46:09,393 --> 00:46:10,393 in the middle. 700 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,988 If my son could see me now, i wonder what he would think? 701 00:46:21,672 --> 00:46:23,426 That his mother doesn't want him to starve to death. 702 00:46:30,613 --> 00:46:33,367 Most importantly, he asked to to tell him who his real father was. 703 00:46:33,928 --> 00:46:34,930 I couldn't do that either. 704 00:46:35,015 --> 00:46:36,805 So write to him, it's easier to trust paper. 705 00:46:37,515 --> 00:46:38,524 He endures everything. 706 00:46:41,693 --> 00:46:42,693 Get started? 707 00:46:47,445 --> 00:46:48,445 Water. 708 00:46:50,779 --> 00:46:51,779 Water. 709 00:46:56,042 --> 00:46:57,051 Give it back. 710 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:00,960 Give. 711 00:47:15,443 --> 00:47:18,973 Bender, if we die here, I will find in the next world and I will kill you again. 712 00:47:19,113 --> 00:47:20,246 And why am I here? 713 00:47:20,331 --> 00:47:23,172 If we die, it's thanks to your gas saving partner. 714 00:47:23,269 --> 00:47:24,402 You better kill him. 715 00:47:25,618 --> 00:47:26,688 And he's not my partner. 716 00:47:26,915 --> 00:47:29,188 Or rather, my partner, but not what you think. 717 00:47:29,315 --> 00:47:30,809 So you are still free. 718 00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:32,274 This is where it had to start. 719 00:47:32,757 --> 00:47:35,887 I don't want to interrupt but I think we got there. 720 00:47:44,874 --> 00:47:45,874 M-mill. 721 00:47:46,310 --> 00:47:48,758 Not a mill, but a windmill, you are our polymath. 722 00:47:50,594 --> 00:47:52,020 Calm down, calm down. Calm down. 723 00:47:52,105 --> 00:47:53,105 Bender! 724 00:47:53,896 --> 00:47:54,949 And here is our rod. 725 00:47:56,227 --> 00:47:57,227 Where; 726 00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:58,445 Yes, right at the top. 727 00:48:00,975 --> 00:48:01,975 Our rod. 728 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,090 Half yours, half ours. 729 00:48:04,175 --> 00:48:06,649 And this is our stick with you, be thrice accursed! 730 00:48:07,783 --> 00:48:10,281 Dad, look, they took the white ones. 731 00:48:10,830 --> 00:48:11,942 They are having fun here. 732 00:48:12,392 --> 00:48:13,392 "Moulin Rouge". 733 00:48:14,003 --> 00:48:15,047 So what are you shouting? 734 00:48:15,413 --> 00:48:17,860 Sorry, how many times have I told you? 735 00:48:18,510 --> 00:48:21,297 Freedom is the highest value of human life. 736 00:48:21,824 --> 00:48:23,875 Which no one has the right to take away. 737 00:48:24,163 --> 00:48:27,274 Liberty. Egalite. Fraternite. 738 00:48:27,359 --> 00:48:28,875 - Did you speak? - Well, speak up. 739 00:48:29,096 --> 00:48:30,096 Solve them. 740 00:48:31,513 --> 00:48:33,602 So what is it, can we leave, or something, can we? 741 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,773 Yes guys, go ahead. 742 00:48:35,858 --> 00:48:38,992 And I have to admit I read so many rumors about your wand in the papers! 743 00:48:39,077 --> 00:48:41,141 Faith in newspapers is the last thing. 744 00:48:43,117 --> 00:48:45,184 So, bye. God bless you, see you soon! 745 00:48:45,269 --> 00:48:46,512 Wait a minute. 746 00:48:47,182 --> 00:48:53,074 And the only way out from our camp is through this field. 747 00:48:53,758 --> 00:48:55,692 Dad, what are you? It's a minefield. 748 00:48:56,452 --> 00:48:57,519 What did you think? 749 00:48:57,857 --> 00:49:02,957 Freedom is a value that must be detached from fate. 750 00:49:05,014 --> 00:49:06,629 Show that you deserve it. 751 00:49:07,061 --> 00:49:09,481 Or at least die beautifully. Go ahead! 752 00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:11,559 Front! 753 00:49:12,170 --> 00:49:13,875 Daddy, daddy, please don't. 754 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,360 Then he died now. 755 00:49:18,203 --> 00:49:20,438 Go ahead, live! 756 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,110 Come on, come on. 757 00:49:45,891 --> 00:49:47,820 So, do you have any idea? 758 00:49:48,206 --> 00:49:52,801 Yes, go down and kill the whole herd. 759 00:49:53,039 --> 00:49:55,223 Open your eyes, there are so many of them. 760 00:49:55,536 --> 00:49:57,469 It is necessary to act not with force, but with the head. 761 00:49:58,797 --> 00:49:59,797 Cunning. 762 00:49:59,882 --> 00:50:01,668 Who is responsible for our wickedness? 763 00:50:02,858 --> 00:50:04,285 Let's go. 764 00:50:05,322 --> 00:50:08,465 And we'll cover you here, from above. 765 00:50:12,298 --> 00:50:13,485 Madam, they will kill us. 766 00:50:16,071 --> 00:50:20,653 I'm already upset, you wanted half of it. 767 00:50:26,484 --> 00:50:27,488 It's time to work out. 768 00:50:32,924 --> 00:50:35,301 And how will calculate your half? 769 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,265 And we said we'd cover it. 770 00:50:45,448 --> 00:50:46,610 What was it now, man? 771 00:50:47,364 --> 00:50:48,797 I love pigeons, why? 772 00:50:51,072 --> 00:50:52,072 Go, go. 773 00:51:00,638 --> 00:51:01,838 Don't be afraid, they won't go away. 774 00:51:04,090 --> 00:51:06,903 And suddenly it won't. No one ever left Makhnos alive. 775 00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:09,410 They will distract and we will take the rod. 776 00:51:10,223 --> 00:51:11,258 Understood? 777 00:51:11,343 --> 00:51:15,711 - K-k-k-k... - Queen, queen. 778 00:51:29,591 --> 00:51:32,215 Liberty. Egalite. Fraternite. 779 00:51:32,917 --> 00:51:34,520 Freedom. Equality. Brotherhood. 780 00:51:35,017 --> 00:51:36,688 Commanders! And what is the plan? 781 00:51:37,232 --> 00:51:38,660 You are now independent. 782 00:51:38,933 --> 00:51:40,125 You can make it without me. 783 00:51:46,286 --> 00:51:49,129 Come on, stand up, hands up! 784 00:51:49,596 --> 00:51:50,596 We're up to dad. 785 00:51:51,130 --> 00:51:52,130 Where; 786 00:51:52,215 --> 00:51:53,270 We are in the father, in the father. 787 00:51:53,355 --> 00:51:54,355 To dad. 788 00:51:55,290 --> 00:51:57,567 Better to plug it and pretend to be an idiot. 789 00:51:58,045 --> 00:51:59,871 - How "stupid"? - That's how it is now. 790 00:52:00,428 --> 00:52:04,031 Bender, I'm just suggesting that... let's avoid mutual insults in the future, okay? 791 00:52:04,267 --> 00:52:05,594 So, shall we go to the father? 792 00:52:05,737 --> 00:52:07,274 Let's go, let's go. If we have it. 793 00:52:08,089 --> 00:52:09,305 - Who? - The future. 794 00:52:10,199 --> 00:52:11,863 Bloody wedding in Sagalovich. 795 00:52:12,456 --> 00:52:17,215 The dead, according to counterintelligence Makhno, resurrected and danced the dance of death. 796 00:52:17,573 --> 00:52:18,778 In the center of Solnechnomorsk. 797 00:52:19,627 --> 00:52:21,375 Where is the commander of the Amethysts looking? 798 00:52:24,113 --> 00:52:28,895 Gather the people, let's go to Makhnos. 799 00:52:30,245 --> 00:52:34,149 Yes, and send someone to these reporters, let them leave an article in tomorrow's paper. 800 00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,234 For what reason? 801 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,153 Under the news of his death. 802 00:53:03,616 --> 00:53:04,676 Okay, sorry, day. 803 00:53:07,345 --> 00:53:08,812 Who are you good people? 804 00:53:11,962 --> 00:53:13,016 Father, I know him. 805 00:53:13,837 --> 00:53:15,203 Nephew of Bakunin. 806 00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:17,781 It was on the train where your coffin was. 807 00:53:18,733 --> 00:53:19,735 Very correctly. 808 00:53:20,397 --> 00:53:21,464 Surprised, Dad. 809 00:53:22,056 --> 00:53:26,649 Let's go, and here in the middle of the forest is an eiffel tower! 810 00:53:26,962 --> 00:53:28,641 What holiday? What are you getting ready for? 811 00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:33,035 Earth is a country tears, heaven is the land of fun. 812 00:53:34,078 --> 00:53:35,789 We live in anticipation of a great day. 813 00:53:36,656 --> 00:53:41,531 The day we open our arms to meet the heavenly fire and we will go to eternal fun. 814 00:53:42,475 --> 00:53:45,356 In short, we all want to die beautifully. 815 00:53:46,715 --> 00:53:48,270 Why are you good then? 816 00:53:48,355 --> 00:53:49,871 You can't take him to the grave with you. 817 00:53:52,695 --> 00:53:53,695 Well, really. 818 00:53:56,181 --> 00:53:59,227 Bat, really, but why do we need anything good? 819 00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:06,629 The leader will show the way. 820 00:54:08,772 --> 00:54:10,672 And the heavenly wanderers will go light. 821 00:54:11,187 --> 00:54:15,926 Yes. That is, when everything we will all leave empty handed. 822 00:54:16,129 --> 00:54:18,211 Yes, but when will this start? 823 00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:19,296 Soon. 824 00:54:20,075 --> 00:54:21,209 It will start soon. 825 00:54:21,723 --> 00:54:23,723 Why do you complain, good people? 826 00:54:24,549 --> 00:54:25,555 We are from the city of Paris. 827 00:54:30,147 --> 00:54:31,199 French anarchist. 828 00:54:32,393 --> 00:54:35,223 World anarchy is needed your support, dad. 829 00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:38,983 Well, for anarchy, I am ready to do anything. 830 00:54:39,692 --> 00:54:40,867 How can we help you? 831 00:54:43,993 --> 00:54:47,508 What you have in the tower will do us. 832 00:54:50,317 --> 00:54:51,317 Wand, right? 833 00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:52,539 Yes, a stick. 834 00:54:52,897 --> 00:54:54,383 - Wand. - So take it. 835 00:54:57,107 --> 00:54:58,153 What is so simple? 836 00:55:07,154 --> 00:55:10,106 No, you have to earn the rod. 837 00:55:11,651 --> 00:55:12,762 How, father? 838 00:55:16,831 --> 00:55:21,336 But leave your comrade to walk through the minefield. 839 00:55:26,211 --> 00:55:27,211 For what reason? 840 00:55:27,296 --> 00:55:32,567 Well, if you don't die beautifully, then you might live well. 841 00:55:36,848 --> 00:55:37,848 Mom, my dear! 842 00:55:39,085 --> 00:55:43,817 I'll tell your French mother that your last words were about her. 843 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,711 What will happen to us now? 844 00:56:01,917 --> 00:56:08,914 According to their law, hands are cut off for theft. 845 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:11,707 Well, on the one hand, that's a plus. 846 00:56:13,717 --> 00:56:15,028 Non-manuals are well served. 847 00:56:17,351 --> 00:56:20,965 On the other hand, the time has come write a letter to your son. 848 00:56:22,986 --> 00:56:24,403 It's time to say goodbye. 849 00:56:24,722 --> 00:56:25,722 Farewell. 850 00:56:26,668 --> 00:56:27,801 Is it that simple? 851 00:56:27,886 --> 00:56:28,992 What can I do? 852 00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:31,199 Then goodbye to you too. 853 00:56:32,144 --> 00:56:34,070 Oh, I'm just scared! 854 00:56:34,776 --> 00:56:37,449 - You think I haven't seen the mines? - I haven't seen these. 855 00:56:37,652 --> 00:56:40,887 Stop it, mate. 856 00:56:42,049 --> 00:56:43,133 These are surprises. 857 00:56:43,352 --> 00:56:46,629 Press - nothing, but he only lifted his foot—aah! 858 00:56:51,963 --> 00:56:53,680 Look, I'm offering a little jesseft. 859 00:56:53,851 --> 00:56:55,965 Your old boots his almost new boots. 860 00:56:56,050 --> 00:56:57,117 No, why not? 861 00:56:59,073 --> 00:57:00,073 Agree. 862 00:57:00,392 --> 00:57:04,285 If I step on a mine, they lose all their charm. 863 00:57:04,370 --> 00:57:05,985 The latest Parisian fashion. Take it. 864 00:57:06,070 --> 00:57:07,723 Yes, Parisian. Red sole. 865 00:57:08,066 --> 00:57:09,066 Come on! 866 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,352 - Okay, I'll change my mind. - Well, stop, come here! 867 00:57:25,787 --> 00:57:28,973 Tell me, dad, what is this? obsessive thought - to die beautifully? 868 00:57:30,927 --> 00:57:33,973 I have not seen a beautiful life and I'm looking for a beautiful death. 869 00:58:00,575 --> 00:58:02,430 I don't think it's too exotic. 870 00:58:02,826 --> 00:58:05,281 You could fall in love with some Papuans. 871 00:58:05,597 --> 00:58:07,391 Accept Buddhism, go to Paris. 872 00:58:07,476 --> 00:58:09,324 When was the last time you were there? 873 00:58:09,629 --> 00:58:10,629 When. 874 00:58:10,967 --> 00:58:11,967 In vain. 875 00:58:12,169 --> 00:58:13,817 He went to Paris and died. 876 00:58:15,049 --> 00:58:16,049 Nicely! 877 00:58:22,566 --> 00:58:26,395 You see, my friend, I am convinced that there is no Paris. 878 00:58:28,185 --> 00:58:32,818 This is a construct. The earth is flat, the world ends in Khatsapetovka. 879 00:58:33,372 --> 00:58:34,656 And then - a cliff into nowhere. 880 00:58:43,835 --> 00:58:46,512 Tell me, have you been to this cliff? Or did someone tell you? 881 00:58:47,212 --> 00:58:48,279 Have you been there? 882 00:58:48,538 --> 00:58:49,538 Not yet. 883 00:58:49,759 --> 00:58:51,004 And I haven't been to Rio de Janeiro. 884 00:58:51,713 --> 00:58:53,504 But I will definitely visit, it's beautiful there. 885 00:58:55,846 --> 00:58:58,602 There is no beauty in this world, my friend. 886 00:59:03,829 --> 00:59:06,297 Well done! Calm down, don't panic. 887 00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:12,430 And Rio de Janeiro is the same fiction as your Paris. 888 00:59:12,985 --> 00:59:14,918 God, wizards and electricity. 889 00:59:45,288 --> 00:59:46,288 This here. 890 01:00:10,504 --> 01:00:11,629 This and this. 891 01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:18,738 Princess, wait. 892 01:00:32,925 --> 01:00:34,481 I'm begging you, get me out of here. 893 01:00:35,351 --> 01:00:37,098 And why should I? 894 01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:52,235 I will do whatever you want. 895 01:00:54,559 --> 01:00:56,668 Well, except for what you want. 896 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,098 Look at him. 897 01:01:16,062 --> 01:01:18,289 Well done, I'm proud of you! 898 01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:19,966 Comrade! 899 01:01:22,086 --> 01:01:24,617 I was surprised - your colleague. 900 01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:27,567 Well, thanks for the stick. 901 01:01:27,867 --> 01:01:29,617 World anarchy will not forget you, Dad. 902 01:01:33,451 --> 01:01:34,871 You will still come to me. 903 01:01:35,281 --> 01:01:38,270 You see, honey, when you do your body 904 01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:43,231 You understand: The more body - the highest earnings. 905 01:01:44,295 --> 01:01:47,059 But handless prostitutes have customers too. 906 01:01:47,951 --> 01:01:49,695 Rarely, but they exist. 907 01:01:53,009 --> 01:01:54,009 We'll see you. 908 01:01:59,881 --> 01:02:00,881 Wait. 909 01:02:14,715 --> 01:02:16,688 Besides, we were we were born under a lucky star. 910 01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:18,378 Small! 911 01:02:18,543 --> 01:02:19,598 Dad, look! 912 01:02:22,550 --> 01:02:24,442 I am after all organizing my dream? 913 01:02:24,667 --> 01:02:26,844 I will buy myself a pair of white trousers and a white yacht. 914 01:02:27,178 --> 01:02:30,887 - And on my white plane... - in Rio de Janeiro. 915 01:02:30,972 --> 01:02:32,078 But first, to my mother. 916 01:02:32,163 --> 01:02:33,163 To mom? 917 01:02:33,401 --> 01:02:34,401 To mom. 918 01:02:34,486 --> 01:02:35,620 First, to my mother. 919 01:02:36,172 --> 01:02:39,168 Do you believe in fate? 920 01:02:39,485 --> 01:02:41,610 Fate is an excuse for fools, papa. 921 01:02:41,695 --> 01:02:43,074 - We would have a rod. - Yes. 922 01:02:43,249 --> 01:02:45,223 Who said that? Nietzsche? 923 01:02:45,795 --> 01:02:47,039 Aunt Faya from Kato Mylos. 924 01:02:47,124 --> 01:02:48,387 Tell us to get the stick. 925 01:02:48,472 --> 01:02:52,098 I've always been jealous of people's ability the ability to draw wisdom from everything. 926 01:02:52,563 --> 01:02:57,996 Explain to me, Bakunin's nephew, how did this red end up on you? 927 01:03:00,787 --> 01:03:01,787 Here... 928 01:03:02,437 --> 01:03:03,817 Trust me, Dad. 929 01:03:12,725 --> 01:03:14,246 It's your vanity... 930 01:03:14,331 --> 01:03:15,867 Why do you carry a brochure with you? 931 01:03:20,368 --> 01:03:21,961 My gullibility will destroy me. 932 01:03:27,105 --> 01:03:28,836 A pigeon from Kotovsky has just arrived. 933 01:03:38,722 --> 01:03:41,121 "Aunt Chilia is very bad, but we are watching her. 934 01:03:41,635 --> 01:03:44,207 Prepare for the worst, tomorrow he will go to heaven." 935 01:03:45,849 --> 01:03:46,849 He found the stick. 936 01:03:47,987 --> 01:03:50,809 Notify people in the area to prepare an air evacuation. 937 01:03:52,747 --> 01:03:57,078 You want me to have this bender for you? 938 01:03:59,513 --> 01:04:00,906 I mean, I can't do it alone, right? 939 01:04:01,607 --> 01:04:03,211 No, what are you? 940 01:04:04,913 --> 01:04:09,520 It was a shame to learn that that you don't consider me your partner. 941 01:04:13,748 --> 01:04:16,082 - What? - Have you fallen in love, Kotovsky? 942 01:04:19,383 --> 01:04:20,964 Well, no. 943 01:04:21,844 --> 01:04:22,860 what are you doing 944 01:04:26,633 --> 01:04:28,113 And if you fall in love, then what? 945 01:04:31,706 --> 01:04:35,028 And that love doesn't exist. 946 01:04:36,092 --> 01:04:38,836 It's all nonsense and I already know that for sure. 947 01:04:40,214 --> 01:04:43,543 And I don't think so. 948 01:04:44,855 --> 01:04:46,356 I think they are going to be killed. 949 01:04:46,441 --> 01:04:48,328 Yes, and good. 950 01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,610 It's easier without competition. 951 01:04:52,515 --> 01:04:57,332 Tell me, nephew, will you? your uncle Bakunin himself 952 01:04:57,417 --> 01:05:00,006 wouldn't shoot every redhead, 953 01:05:00,556 --> 01:05:02,567 that will stand in the way an anarchist revolution? 954 01:05:07,766 --> 01:05:08,934 Are you an enemy of anarchy? 955 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:11,707 Never, Dad. 956 01:05:12,597 --> 01:05:14,207 So give the robin the death. 957 01:05:17,994 --> 01:05:19,207 Otherwise, I will kill you both. 958 01:05:22,229 --> 01:05:24,735 Kill him and I'll give you the staff. 959 01:05:26,410 --> 01:05:27,410 What? 960 01:05:29,813 --> 01:05:30,828 Seriously; 961 01:05:30,913 --> 01:05:31,913 Father's word. 962 01:05:32,964 --> 01:05:34,110 I can't kill myself. 963 01:05:37,176 --> 01:05:38,289 Why? 964 01:05:38,592 --> 01:05:39,598 How is that "why"? 965 01:05:40,135 --> 01:05:42,391 Because I'm an artist, and very good indeed. 966 01:05:42,476 --> 01:05:43,778 And, probably, even great. 967 01:05:43,921 --> 01:05:46,883 And if you kill me here and now, no one will know. 968 01:05:46,968 --> 01:05:48,172 Do you understand what you will be missing? 969 01:05:48,257 --> 01:05:49,257 Finish it. 970 01:05:49,342 --> 01:05:52,235 No, okay, wait a minute, you... can you give me a little chance 971 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,301 I'm very good at reading comic monologues, I have a lot of good anecdotes. 972 01:05:55,386 --> 01:05:57,274 And what do you want right here, on the spot, 973 01:05:57,564 --> 01:05:59,832 pick up and shoot a piece of joy in this world? 974 01:05:59,917 --> 01:06:02,156 Yes, let him tell jokes, there is time. 975 01:06:02,883 --> 01:06:04,051 Are you in a hurry to get anywhere? 976 01:06:06,544 --> 01:06:07,544 Ok. 977 01:06:09,894 --> 01:06:16,141 Tell us a funny anecdote. If someone smiles 978 01:06:17,567 --> 01:06:18,567 Let's let you go. 979 01:06:20,490 --> 01:06:24,500 In November 1917, a drunk sailor ran to Lenin in Smolny and said: 980 01:06:24,629 --> 01:06:29,520 "Vladimir Ilyich, the revolution is canceled". Lenin says: "How can it be annulled? 981 01:06:29,605 --> 01:06:30,738 What are you saying?" 982 01:06:30,823 --> 01:06:35,613 He says: "Unfortunately, Trotsky went fishing." 983 01:06:35,824 --> 01:06:38,973 And Lenin says: "We can to manage without Trotsky. Go." 984 01:06:39,266 --> 01:06:41,531 He says: "Yes, Vladimir Ilyich, of course. 985 01:06:42,053 --> 01:06:46,043 Without Trotsky, we can do it, but without the Dawn, we cannot." 986 01:06:49,852 --> 01:06:54,598 - Without "Aurora" in any way, because she is on a fishing trip. - Trotsky in "Aurora" about fishing the ant. 987 01:07:19,782 --> 01:07:21,883 Bender, Bender, you you won't do that, will you? 988 01:07:24,302 --> 01:07:25,360 Do I have a choice? 989 01:07:25,658 --> 01:07:26,658 Naturally. 990 01:07:31,429 --> 01:07:35,965 Let's think like this. If we both die, it will be worse. 991 01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:37,819 are you serious 992 01:07:41,828 --> 01:07:43,543 Forgive me, student, and farewell. 993 01:08:10,367 --> 01:08:11,414 So, are you satisfied? 994 01:08:14,137 --> 01:08:16,395 Now can I have that damn wand? 995 01:08:16,778 --> 01:08:17,996 Wait a minute. 996 01:08:29,227 --> 01:08:30,227 It hurts, it hurts. 997 01:08:31,812 --> 01:08:32,996 Alive, bitch! 998 01:08:33,081 --> 01:08:34,081 Leave it. 999 01:08:34,731 --> 01:08:38,288 Guys, we're being taken for fools. 1000 01:08:42,094 --> 01:08:43,836 He shot him in the earlobe. 1001 01:08:49,436 --> 01:08:51,434 The show is over. 1002 01:08:51,618 --> 01:08:52,618 Well done! 1003 01:08:52,703 --> 01:08:54,236 And we'll die beautifully, right? 1004 01:08:54,865 --> 01:09:01,004 But you... Be quiet. But you Makhno, you will die very banal. 1005 01:09:01,753 --> 01:09:02,820 Very bad. 1006 01:09:03,178 --> 01:09:08,192 Because right now, two of the best performers of the coast are targeting you. 1007 01:09:10,038 --> 01:09:12,508 no, don't. 1008 01:09:13,235 --> 01:09:15,242 So, listen. 1009 01:09:15,605 --> 01:09:16,668 Right in your head. 1010 01:09:16,914 --> 01:09:17,914 - In my mind? - Yes. 1011 01:09:18,485 --> 01:09:20,418 why are you laughing Right in your mouth. 1012 01:09:21,985 --> 01:09:22,985 In the head? 1013 01:09:23,070 --> 01:09:26,883 Why do you think you are worse than them? 1014 01:09:27,508 --> 01:09:28,508 My baby! 1015 01:09:28,995 --> 01:09:32,059 And your cretins will be scattered throughout the area! 1016 01:09:32,144 --> 01:09:33,738 It's not pretty. 1017 01:09:34,108 --> 01:09:35,672 Shoot already. 1018 01:09:36,509 --> 01:09:40,067 We're all a bit of a horse. 1019 01:09:40,467 --> 01:09:44,403 Each of us is a horse in our own way. 1020 01:09:48,025 --> 01:09:49,025 To dad. 1021 01:09:50,008 --> 01:09:51,008 Before dad? 1022 01:09:52,107 --> 01:09:54,207 To the father, to the father, go to the father. 1023 01:09:59,201 --> 01:10:01,590 I couldn't trust you. 1024 01:10:02,275 --> 01:10:04,031 Bender, why the hell did you nail us? 1025 01:10:04,116 --> 01:10:06,785 You were in no rush to save us, the situation, excuse me, was critical. 1026 01:10:06,889 --> 01:10:08,328 What are you talking about? I don't hear anything. 1027 01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:09,852 And what did you win? 1028 01:10:09,976 --> 01:10:12,449 Time. I needed time to to think how to get out. 1029 01:10:12,727 --> 01:10:13,758 Did you get it? 1030 01:10:13,843 --> 01:10:15,223 He found nothing. 1031 01:10:15,308 --> 01:10:16,434 Until I figured it out. 1032 01:10:16,519 --> 01:10:19,168 - What's going on? I don't understand anything. - I haven't understood anything yet. 1033 01:10:20,582 --> 01:10:26,649 I'm asking you. My lady, tell me was he really in paris? 1034 01:10:26,988 --> 01:10:28,270 - Who, Bender? - Well... 1035 01:10:32,105 --> 01:10:33,105 Never. 1036 01:10:33,833 --> 01:10:34,833 And be me. 1037 01:10:35,933 --> 01:10:36,933 Truth; 1038 01:10:39,873 --> 01:10:43,660 So what's it like in Paris? 1039 01:10:47,916 --> 01:10:48,916 Nice. 1040 01:10:49,703 --> 01:10:50,770 I can share. 1041 01:10:56,191 --> 01:10:58,724 All right, ma'am, get in line. 1042 01:10:59,647 --> 01:11:01,199 - What didn't work? - And now bald. 1043 01:11:01,485 --> 01:11:02,820 I said bald. 1044 01:11:04,237 --> 01:11:09,832 - Fire support, fire support... - Bender, think of something. 1045 01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:11,473 Decide for yourself if you are that smart. 1046 01:11:11,558 --> 01:11:14,324 Move your spirals if you have them you have them. Although I doubt it, of course. 1047 01:11:14,409 --> 01:11:16,434 Let's plug it. and die with dignity. 1048 01:11:16,519 --> 01:11:17,762 - Oh, I don't want to! - That's true. 1049 01:11:18,038 --> 01:11:20,555 Gentlemen are good, it's time to die beautifully. 1050 01:11:21,899 --> 01:11:23,992 - On the wall, young people. - Which wall? 1051 01:11:24,077 --> 01:11:26,336 - There is no wall here, Makhno. - Come on, don't talk! 1052 01:11:29,438 --> 01:11:31,863 In this case, you must pray. 1053 01:11:32,437 --> 01:11:39,403 Your God, curly-haired, is a construct... like unicorns, fortune tellers and gasoline. 1054 01:11:39,862 --> 01:11:41,121 You have a minute, gentlemen. 1055 01:11:41,206 --> 01:11:43,953 Better 2, 3, 5. Better 20 - and we will disperse. 1056 01:11:44,038 --> 01:11:46,551 Does anyone know the prayer? 1057 01:11:46,739 --> 01:11:50,594 Lord, Lord, I don't need none stick, just help me out of here. 1058 01:11:50,679 --> 01:11:52,899 And help me, Lord. I just loved. 1059 01:11:53,384 --> 01:11:58,426 Sir, Sir, of course, it is unlikely to help, especially if you are not there. 1060 01:11:58,511 --> 01:12:01,805 Everything is pointless. And if you are, if you see all, 1061 01:12:01,890 --> 01:12:04,793 then you will have no mercy for me, because you know me. 1062 01:12:04,878 --> 01:12:07,741 I'm not asking for myself, I'm asking for him. 1063 01:12:07,826 --> 01:12:09,012 Because he is still young. 1064 01:12:09,643 --> 01:12:13,485 He is a naive fool who he has not sinned even a little. 1065 01:12:13,570 --> 01:12:15,360 He does not sin at all. 1066 01:12:15,585 --> 01:12:17,488 It is the first time I have met such a person. 1067 01:12:17,573 --> 01:12:19,949 Thank you, Ibrahim. - Oh, wait. 1068 01:12:20,549 --> 01:12:22,176 Take me, leave him. 1069 01:12:22,937 --> 01:12:25,965 In general, take us all here, to hell with the pigs! 1070 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:30,555 Even get this anarchist knit, but don't touch Ostap, hey! 1071 01:12:30,801 --> 01:12:32,137 Why everyone? 1072 01:12:32,647 --> 01:12:34,012 Let it cost you. 1073 01:12:34,097 --> 01:12:35,242 I talk to God. 1074 01:12:35,576 --> 01:12:36,709 Stop talking. 1075 01:12:36,969 --> 01:12:37,969 Target. 1076 01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:40,166 Charging. 1077 01:12:42,930 --> 01:12:44,813 Yes, do something. 1078 01:12:51,193 --> 01:12:52,606 Take seats. 1079 01:12:58,270 --> 01:12:59,270 We're leaving. 1080 01:13:10,745 --> 01:13:13,445 I think it's a great day. 1081 01:13:15,872 --> 01:13:18,934 Let us open our hands to the heavenly fire. 1082 01:13:19,257 --> 01:13:20,965 So, let's die beautifully. 1083 01:13:21,624 --> 01:13:24,051 Brethren, raise your hands. 1084 01:13:27,377 --> 01:13:30,223 Hands up, hands up. 1085 01:13:30,593 --> 01:13:31,593 Nice. 1086 01:13:36,102 --> 01:13:37,131 Target. 1087 01:13:58,144 --> 01:14:00,809 Loyal! 1088 01:14:21,288 --> 01:14:22,288 Here is the devil! 1089 01:14:22,822 --> 01:14:23,822 Damn it, damn it! 1090 01:14:27,244 --> 01:14:28,348 Come, come, hurry. 1091 01:14:36,283 --> 01:14:37,283 More! 1092 01:14:39,808 --> 01:14:42,918 Fuck you cockroaches. 1093 01:14:45,104 --> 01:14:46,570 Nestor, are we in Paris? 1094 01:14:46,655 --> 01:14:47,655 Yes. 1095 01:14:47,758 --> 01:14:48,758 Yes Yes Yes Yes. 1096 01:14:49,253 --> 01:14:52,977 In Paris, in Paris 1097 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:03,840 Loyal! 1098 01:15:03,925 --> 01:15:04,925 Loyal! 1099 01:15:05,010 --> 01:15:06,010 Loyal! 1100 01:15:06,327 --> 01:15:08,172 Lord, how can I live with this now? 1101 01:15:09,061 --> 01:15:11,199 - Go upstairs. - Go upstairs. Why? 1102 01:15:11,568 --> 01:15:18,563 You know, Madame Tarasevich, what does it prevent our relationships from thriving? 1103 01:15:18,972 --> 01:15:20,047 And what is this, Kotovsky? 1104 01:15:20,868 --> 01:15:22,977 your disbelief. 1105 01:15:25,915 --> 01:15:27,176 What should I believe? 1106 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:29,157 Here it is. 1107 01:15:31,956 --> 01:15:34,422 Air evacuation. 1108 01:15:34,507 --> 01:15:37,000 Up, please. 1109 01:15:37,552 --> 01:15:38,552 Oh my god! 1110 01:15:46,879 --> 01:15:47,879 Receive. 1111 01:15:52,064 --> 01:15:53,064 Loyal! 1112 01:15:54,345 --> 01:15:56,473 I asked - me, not him. 1113 01:15:56,666 --> 01:15:58,426 Totally tone deaf, right? 1114 01:15:58,608 --> 01:15:59,969 Get the bananas out of your ears. 1115 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,981 People are asking you. 1116 01:16:04,464 --> 01:16:05,464 Alive, alive. 1117 01:16:05,549 --> 01:16:07,528 Everything, I forgot the bananas, I was wrong. 1118 01:16:07,835 --> 01:16:09,227 I forgot. Sorry. 1119 01:16:09,437 --> 01:16:10,633 - Wand. - Live. 1120 01:16:10,718 --> 01:16:11,718 Where is the stick? 1121 01:16:11,803 --> 01:16:14,539 Yes, and well, with him, with this rod. 1122 01:16:16,167 --> 01:16:18,504 If God wills it, it will will definitely come back to us. 1123 01:16:18,589 --> 01:16:19,617 The main thing is that we are alive, son. 1124 01:16:19,702 --> 01:16:21,590 Look, these are in the cart. They threw us away. 1125 01:16:22,010 --> 01:16:23,076 Fly away, Bender. 1126 01:16:23,454 --> 01:16:24,832 So who are we kidding? 1127 01:16:25,087 --> 01:16:27,918 If we had the rod, we would we would have done the same. 1128 01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:29,080 And what happens? 1129 01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:37,375 Fall down. 1130 01:16:40,485 --> 01:16:41,485 He broke the ball. 1131 01:16:46,863 --> 01:16:47,863 Losing height. 1132 01:16:51,311 --> 01:16:52,332 We have to drop the ballast. 1133 01:16:52,417 --> 01:16:54,070 Well then, leave it. 1134 01:16:55,957 --> 01:16:56,957 Hooked... 1135 01:17:07,455 --> 01:17:08,641 Get undressed. 1136 01:17:23,505 --> 01:17:24,505 No. 1137 01:17:26,366 --> 01:17:28,641 - What did you do? You doo-doo... - You fool. 1138 01:17:31,242 --> 01:17:33,366 But I found my treasure. 1139 01:18:53,842 --> 01:18:54,842 where is father 1140 01:18:54,927 --> 01:18:56,697 Why should I know? Are you mentally damaged? 1141 01:18:57,030 --> 01:18:58,030 Which father? 1142 01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:01,360 Bender. 1143 01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:06,384 Bender. I should have guessed it. 1144 01:19:07,544 --> 01:19:11,189 Not that I'm sorry, but I am I'm afraid you lost your father. 1145 01:19:14,817 --> 01:19:18,455 But in this case, I hasten to to thank you - you will meet him soon. 1146 01:19:20,145 --> 01:19:21,145 Where; 1147 01:19:22,831 --> 01:19:23,831 In the sky 1148 01:19:25,263 --> 01:19:27,908 We will shoot you. 1149 01:19:29,587 --> 01:19:30,740 Don't thank. 1150 01:19:53,139 --> 01:19:56,209 There is something in in your ship that belongs to me. 1151 01:19:56,439 --> 01:20:00,773 The golden wand, which I already have I dream, with such diamonds! 1152 01:20:01,052 --> 01:20:04,080 Robbing a ship is a daring act. 1153 01:20:04,532 --> 01:20:05,598 My daughter is Chilia. 1154 01:20:05,702 --> 01:20:06,702 I am her mother. 1155 01:20:06,825 --> 01:20:09,529 And you are the father of the future sea wolf. 1156 01:20:15,818 --> 01:20:17,166 - Stop it. - Sir Captain! 1157 01:20:17,251 --> 01:20:19,373 Is this your item? 1158 01:20:19,497 --> 01:20:20,697 Where is our money? 1159 01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:31,853 What you came for is at treasury. You can't get close to him. 1160 01:20:32,330 --> 01:20:35,730 And whoever drinks it blood will become immortal. 1161 01:20:35,815 --> 01:20:36,873 No. No. No. No. 1162 01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,240 - Mother! - Wait. 1163 01:20:39,848 --> 01:20:43,248 Before us is an atalanta magician-miracle worker. 1164 01:20:47,497 --> 01:20:48,631 It is impossible. 1165 01:20:48,716 --> 01:20:49,763 What don't you like? 1166 01:20:49,848 --> 01:20:50,896 Now you have three. 1167 01:20:53,945 --> 01:20:55,345 Olia, I have to go. 1168 01:21:05,701 --> 01:21:09,119 Honestly, we wanted to get rich. And we will die rich. 1169 01:21:09,499 --> 01:21:12,361 Now you will see the number of death. 1170 01:21:12,446 --> 01:21:15,056 The devil's chandelier. 1171 01:21:15,080 --> 01:22:30,080 (( Translation, adaptation and modification )) ( Temimi Feras )